As the title suggests, having a weekend away ooop North (ish) so got me check list ............
1. Immunisations up to date
2. Stash of proper beer in the cooler
3. Flared trousers with squash trainers (to blend in)
4. Flat cap
5. I love Jeremy Clarkson window sticker
6. Knitted tank top
7. large pot of valium (bound to see things Ive never seen before)
8. Transponder beacon frequency pm'ed to the Southern lads, if you don't hear from me by Tuesday, send out the search parties :-)))))
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So Mr S... where do we have to send the welcoming committee?
Well done remembering the flat cap, but you forgot the Whippet!:-)
That's ok Daryl, their interrogation methods usually involve lots of cake !!!! I can live with that ;-))) anyway I'm not going in that far, just up to Hallaton near Rutland Water.
Eeeh, ya big girls blouse, that's not north! You'll not even see the M6 from there...
Aye, and start worrying when the M6 changes to the M74 !!!! by then your deep trouble when you cross the International Border ( Could happen in September) :-))))
As long as the new government don't make any silly rules about Haggis smuggling, I will be alright !! am very partial to me Haggis, I have a cousin who brings me back some every now and then, yummmy
i think your going to be ok about Haggis, its the being made to wear a kilt that i'm concerned about
That's not North it's a scrape with some water in it in't Midlands. T'ale still chilled down there
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