Flat ale and no poached eggs

[Dave Taylor]

On the way to that there London, stayed over night at Aylesbury, Fullers Ale Aghhhhhh!
This morning no poached eggs had to have the fat version, and to top it all Earl Grey tea only. Too close to the south coast this place.

[Paul Sheridan]

Dave you will insist on drinking dish water !!  you really should recondition your tast buds to a decent pint. maybe  Fosters or Budweiser ............ Lift that flat cap and enjoy the a brighter side of the world of beer.   PMSL  

[1midz0wwbl268]

FACT, You can get earl Grey south of the Penines, i know  bewcause i buy it from my local supermarket ,  and if you are drinking beer with fizzes in it its called LAGER, and is known as DISH WATER.,

Proper beer, doesnt have, or need Co2 . 

[Paul Sheridan]

No No No ....... Bitter is known as dishwater, being luke warm and lifeless and a horrible gravy brown colour.

[1midz0wwbl268]

Dave, are you sure you havent picked up the gravy boat by mistake??  luke warm and lifeless, sounds like my ex , lol 

[Dave Taylor]

She was always excited to see me!

[1midz0wwbl268]

no Dave it was just an act, beleave you me 

[Dave Taylor]

No but the head should stay to the bottom of the glass, perhaps you lot are use cheap washing up liquid!