Been experimenting with pages

[Adrian Southgate]

I have rigged an experimental page on the DOC site.

It does require java and may prompt you to download java and /or activex content.

I have written this page and tested all the components and this is safe to do so. Once the page loads it may take upto 60 seconds on a slow  connection to become 'active' this is normal and you will see what i mean by 'active' quite quickly.

If we use Java on any of the DOC pages this will be required to enable correct function of the pages.

Give it a go and please leave a comment, is it a pain to load?

Sunglasses at the ready then click here.

[1midz0wwbl268]

 Daryl are you saying that Ade's account has been hacked by one of his pussies then ?

[Adrian Southgate]

:-)

[1midz0wwbl268]

Just had a metal picture of Ade, sitting their, all master villian like, stroking his cat, saying, now my lovily, today essex, then surrey and sussex, tomorrow the world,  whaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaa.

oh well theres nothing else for it, Daryl, call out the home guard  to watch our borders, we will fight them, in the A roads, we will fight them on the M25, we will fight them on the b roads, the hedgerows, we will never surrender 

[1midz0wwbl268]

All together now, their comming to take me away ha ha he  he ho hum, their taking me to the funny farm, where life is happy all the time. 

[1midz0wwbl268]

NO, NOT THE PIG,  BV will eat it, trotters an all,  once he finds a large enough pie crust,

do not fear, they will all input Sarf, and tomtom will direct them to Sark ,  

we might let a few in, for re education ,  for instance, extra cold  should be pronounced   as extra stout  and beer as ale as in "A pint of your best real ALE my dear fellow"  learn that and you might survive  ,  i believe Daryl is doing a dummys guide to speaking southern  for you northern folk . 

[1midz0wwbl268]

umm, Lewes =Lewis, Sarf =Sark  Brighton= Bridlington  Chailey=channel islands   yep using their Tomtoms, we should be ok, might have to turn round a few sign posts ,just to be sure  

[1midz0wwbl268]

Mr Taylor, exactly what do you mean?? are you confessing  to something here?  welcome to the north, where men are men, unfortunatly so are half of the women it would seem   , if thats what you northerns get up to, kindly leave your frocks behind  

[1midz0wwbl268]

can i just clear something up here, Bexhill 100 doesnt mean you have to be100 to gain entrance,  acttually its a great show, went this year, only one kit car  its normally on over the late summer bank holiday monday 

[1midz0wwbl268]

You live next to the moor ??, you get some very strange folk out on the moors , do they still duck witches?  last time i was down your way  the locals wanted to eat me  !! 

[Adrian Southgate]

Off topic on here is no problem as I was the one that started it.

As for confused, I think not :-)

I want to invade the south do a longer road trip than we usually do, west coast, south coast, east coast, trip to see tim at the factory, gather as many Duttons as we can en route, say hi, take pics, get fed, leave...

Will need local guide to combat the resistance show us the good local roads and pubs.

Looking at road mileages though Steve, about the closest we are going to get to you is as we leave Cheddar (Duttons down the Gorge, at speed, with backcrackle) and from there we would be heading South/South East. Would you be able to coax the Dutton that far away from home?

[1midz0wwbl268]

So your trips down south to visit your family were a smoke screen then, they were really  fact finding missions on your grand cunning plan,  i assume you are planning  to stop at Worthing ? what is the site of the factory now?  thats got to be a photo job, with as many duttons as can be got there .

 

[Big Vern]

If your goin anywhere near mr kerswell then you'll need to invert the dutton and stick some orrs on it!