You know its too cold to work on the Dutton when....

[Adrian Southgate]

(one liners please)

Touching a spanner risks frostbite...

[1midz0wwbl268]

When a brass monkey holding two round objects askes " Do you do spot welding" 

[1midz0wwbl268]

How about when you throw the cat out and it disapears under the snow  then refuses to go out again?

[Paul Sheridan]

When your feet just dont warm up ..... Like now :-(

[28ullkq4hau58]

the dogs are hiding under the duvet (on the spare bed)

[allan wheatley]

the hood keeps its shape when u take it off

[allan wheatley]

your pie freezes before u had a chance to take a bite

[32if6rv0cak3v]

Ah... You'll be talking about those thin Fleur de Lys pies not your proper Pukka jobies then!

[1midz0wwbl268]

shooosh, dont talk about pies, you will wake up big Vern 

[1xf87h8w80hlh]

sir Ranulph fiennes opens the door and says f##k that and shuts it agane.

[28ullkq4hau58]

you need a number 10 shovel to find it,

[1midz0wwbl268]

you look out of your front window and a family of polor bears  have taken up residence on your lawn  

[James Doulton]

When you can't find the right spanner under the snow.